"THE WIZARD OF OZ!" AUDITION LINES,,,

“THE WIZARD OF OZ!”

AUDITION LINES

DOROTHY: Didn’t ya ever pretend things Auntie Em? Like maybe a cloud wasn’t just a cloud, but a big palace or somethin’? Just today when I was lying in the fields just watchin’ that sky, I was thinkin’ to myself…

SCARECROW: Oh do you think he would? Oh a brain, a brain, if I only had a brain!

SCARECROW: A coward? Oh no sir…I haven’t got the brains to be afraid of any thing.

TINMAN: I’m just a Tinman your wizardness. But the Tinsmith left my heart out and I thought…ahh…perhaps…well…you might have an old one around laying around you could give me…no pressure.

TINMAN: Now I know I heave a heart Dorothy…because it’s breaking,

goodbye, my lady.

LION: Put ‘em up…Put ‘em up…Put up your dukes and fight! Are ya men are

are ya mice…come on! I’ll fight ya with one paw tied behind my back! I’ll fight yoose with two paws tied behind my back…I’ll…I’ll …I’ll fight ya with my eyes closed!

LION: Aww shucks…I am afraid Dorothy…afraid I’ll miss you…please don’t go!

YELLOW BRICK ROAD: Ya all wanna get to the emerald city, huh? Just follow me! I’m the only one who knows the way!

GLENDA: They are the littles who live in this land. This is munchkinland! And you, are their national heroine my dear. It’s all right, you may all come out and thank her!

WICKED WITCH: Who killed my sister? Who killed the witch of the east? Was it you? Just a matter of time deary, just a matter of time! I’ll get you my

pretty…and your little dog too!

WIZARD: I AM OZ…THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE…WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU SEEK ME! Silence! Would you lay off the wizardness business! Now, listen up…before I grant your wishes…you must do something for me!

AUNITE EM: Dortheee!!! We have been worried half to death where you was and you’re out picking flowers!

UNCLE HENRY: Hey! You Joe…why don’t ya hoof it on down the road a

piece and see what’s holdin’ Dorothy.

JOE: Are ya lookin’ fer Dorothy Miss Gale? Whooooeee! You’re right again Mister Gale! Run! Run! Mister Gale’s twister’s a comin!

THE MUNCHKIN MAYOR: Get your hand off of me! Whoever owns that magic porch must be very powerful indeed! That’s why I get paid the big bucks! I am right!

HANK, THE MUNCHKIN FARMER: There! There’s the magic house! As sure as I’m a munchkin, it came right out of the sky!

MARIE, FARMER’S WIFE: See there! As plain as the nose on my face there’s the magic house! It flew right down the rainbow…ZOOM!

SCOUTS: It’s her ruby slippers all right Mayor!

BUSH MUNCHKIN: She must be dead! The Wicked Witch at last is dead!

JUDGE: But we’ve got to verify it legally!

APPLE TREE: Hey! How’d you like it if someone came over and picked something off of you!

THE GROWLIE: Who rang that bell? No! No! No excuses…would you mind carrying on in front of another city…read the sign!

LADY EMERALD: Helllooooo!!! So good to have you all here!! Oh, look how

darling you are! Kiss…kiss! Welcome everyone, to the Emerald City!

BUTCH, THE MONKEY CAPTAIN: Hey…ya missed a spot! Look at these floors! We should be able to eat off of them!

FLYING MONKEYS: Come on boss! The Witch ain’t even here yet!

FLYING MONKEYS: Awww Cappy… you’ve gotta relax!